You are no longer a freshman, but aren’t really sure what year you are

Your math teacher speaks five languages… none of which are English

You claim to have helped Sean Fanning invent Napster

You know the phrase "come to our house" involves going to a bar

You've spent hours of your life trying to navigate a way out of the monstrosity known as Holmes/Nightingale/Meserve/Lake Hall

You smile when you see a girl with a red key chain

You recognize the entire staff of Huntington Liquors

You affectionately refer to Boston University's Agganis Arena as "The Toolbox"

You’ve said “Cappy’s or BHOP?” after a hockey game

You got drunk off of a Scorpion Bowl at Tiger Lily’s before you turned 21

You mourned when Chicken Lou died

You don’t know how to get to Parson’s Field

The very mention of the word "trimester" makes you shudder

You’ve rubbed the Husky’s nose for good luck before a final

You’re a senior, and you still don’t know how to navigate the tunnel system

It’s 2:01am, and you’re already walking towards Little Stevie’s

You refuse to go to Boston College unless you have someone to drive you

At some point you’ve created your own parking space in the North Lot

Wait, Northeastern has a Dedham Campus/Ashland Campus/Greenhouse/Sculpture Garden?

You know someone who’s put laundry detergent in the Stetson East fountain

You know half a dozen shortcuts to Landsdowne St.

You can tell when the next E line train is going to arrive by counting the people standing on the platform

You’ve cut class at least once on a nice day to play softball in the Fens

The orange line intimidates you

You’ve forgotten that a box of cereal outside of Wollaston’s costs less than $5

You know the good party apartments only by numbers, not names

You ignore traffic and the T while crossing Huntington

You take pride in the fact that the NU Dog House road fan club makes just as much noise as the BU and BC home hockey crowds

You can tell a girl’s sorority by what type of Tiffany’s bracelet she wears

You don’t interrupt when people confuse your school with Northwestern

You know there is a difference between Beirut and Beer Pong, and you consider yourself an expert at both

You’ll skip your 9:15am Intro to Sociology, but not your scuba diving or yoga class

You live in Roxbury, but pay $35,000 a year to attend a private school

You liked the original Cappy's 1 better than the fancy new building they put up

You’ve seen the Laura Glyda Band and kept your ticket stub, knowing that they’re going to be famous

You know someone who’s jumped in the reflecting pool by the Christian Science Center

You've waved to sideways-bicycle guy

You’re comfortable with the terms “middler,” “co-op” and “no-op”

You’ve tried to guess the password to get into the NASA anti-gravitational room in the Egan Research Center

You consider “working out” reading a Vogue magazine on the Stairmaster without breaking a sweat

The idea of Kegs-n-Eggs sounds perfectly reasonable, especially on Marathon Monday

After three co-ops, you’ve made over $20,000, but managed to spend almost all of it living in Boston

You don’t understand why there are so many international students in the library at 2am

You think the phrase "Higher Tuition. Richer Freeland" is hilarious

You know we have the best-looking tour guides in Boston

And finally, you’ve killed countless hours on co-op reading TheFutureofAmerica.com